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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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From the TV show FELICITY

Women are like tea bags,
You never know how strong they really are
until you put them in hot water.



ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

...I will not live for you, but I will die for you.


From the book THE FOUNTAINHEAD by AYN RAND

Nobody, not even poets,
Has ever measured,
How much the heart can hold.



ZELDA FITZGERALD

Ask the child why it is born,
Ask the flower why it blossoms,
Ask the sun why it shines;
I love you because I must love you.



GEORGE UPTON

Without friends no one would choose to live,
though he had all other goods.



ARISTOTLE

I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

Don't cry because it's over,
Smile because it happened.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The way to love anything
Is to realize that it might be lost



G. K. CHESTERTON

If you are ever in doubt
As to whether or not
You should kiss a pretty girl,
Always give her the benefit of a doubt.



THOMAS CARLYLE




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