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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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There are muddled kisses and clever kisses,
The muddled ones are usually
The ones you remember forever!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

You know, she speaks eighteen languages.
And she can't say 'No' in any of them.!



DOROTHY PARKER

If there'll be sorrow
Let it be for things undone
Undreamed, unrealized, unattained
To these add one:
Love withheld . . . restrained



MARI EVANS

I like not only to be loved,
But to be told I am loved



T.S. ELIOT

Deep is where it is dark
Where there is mystery
where the way is not known
where it is easy to become fearful
and even turn back
But deep within your heart,
is where there's always strength to go in
where truth becomes known
where your love holds me close
where I need not be afraid.
My hidden self
deep, deep down
in the womb of yourself
safe, nourished, guarded, enlivened
Take me there
....I wanna go.



JOYCE RUPP

Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

One day, God calls on Adam & says, 'Adam, I have some good news and some bad news !

The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain.

The bad news is that I only gave you enough blood to operate one organ at a time!'



THE OTHER SEX...

It is folly to pretend that one ever wholly recovers from a disappointed passion. Such wounds always leave a scar. There are faces I can never look upon without emotion; there are names I can never hear spoken without almost starting._


LONGFELLOW

When you see a guyReach for stars in the sky,You can bet that He's doin' it for some doll When you spot a John Waiting out in the rain, Chances are he's insane, As only a JohnCan be for a Jane


DAMON RUNYON

Love is not for lazy persons, to exist in its fullness, sometime it demands very precise and strong gestures.


SUSANNA TAMARO VA OU TON COEUR TE PORTE




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