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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

All our young lives we search for someone to love.
Someone who makes us complete.
We choose partners and change partners.
We dance to a song of heartbreak
And hope all of the while,
That somewhere, somehow,
There is someone perfect
who might be searching for us.



From the TV show THE WONDER YEARS

Have no friends not equal to yourself


CONFUCIUS

Love is being stupid together



PAUL VALERY

Who do you run to
When the only person in the world
Who can make you stop crying,
Is exactly the one who is making you cry?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

How lucky I am to have something
That makes saying goodbye so hard.



From the movie ANNIE

Like thunder needs rain
Like the preacher needs pain
Like tongues of flames
Like a blindman's cane
Like a needle in the vain
Like someone to blame
Like a thought unchained
Like a runaway train
I NEED YOUR LOVE



From the song HAWKMOON 269 by U2

I don't want too much love...
Just a steady supply.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I believe it's meant to be, darling..

I watch you when you are sleeping-
you belong with me.
Do you feel the same?

Am I only dreaming?
Or is this burning an eternal flame...
Say my name,
the sun shines through the rain.

A whole life, so lonely,
and then you come and ease the pain.

I don't want to lose this feeling...
Close your eyes.
Give me your hand, darling..
Do you feel my heart beating?
Do you understand?
Am I only dreaming?

Or is this burning an eternal flame...



From the song ETERNAL FLAME by THE BANGLES

Yvonne: Where were you last night?
Rick Blaine: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick Blaine: I never make plans that far ahead.



From the movie CASABLANCA




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