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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

What I can give you now
is nothing you can touch with your hands.
I give you my love.
Never forget that.
My love always.



MADELEINE LENGLE

It is better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.



ALFRED LORD TENNYSON

The world was on fire,
Nobody could save me but you.
Strange what desire,
Makes foolish people do.
I never dreamed that
I'd love somebody like you,
No i never dreamed that I'd
Lose somebody like you.
And, I don't wanna fall in love,
No, I don't wanna fall in love...
With you



From the song WICKED GAME by CHRIS ISAAK

You love me so much,
You want to put me in your pocket.
And I should die there smothered.



D.H LAWRENCE

I never understood it when people said 'Love is all you need.' This is probably because they didn't say 'The love of a beautiful, passionate, compassionate, skillful, intelligent, loving, and all-around perfect woman is all you need.' Or, in other words, 'Keep looking.'


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

And now you know,
But then I guess you always knew...
I am so lost in love when I look at you.
When I Look At You



From the book THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL by BARONESS EMMUSKA ORCZY

The line between love and obsession
Is drawn by only circumstance



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is the beauty of the soul


ST AUGUSTINE




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