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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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It's not true that married men
Live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.!



BITTER MEN SAY THE CUTEST THINGS

Ask the child why it is born,
Ask the flower why it blossoms,
Ask the sun why it shines;
I love you because I must love you.



GEORGE UPTON

I spent last night dreaming of your eyes,
But your hair kept getting in the way.
Your lips dropped in to tell me how you'd been,
But when I tried to kiss them,
My pillow told me I'd missed them.
Your voice dropped by and sang a lullaby,
And it was then I knew just what to do.
I'd fall asleep and then,
I'd dream of you again.



From the song I'LL DREAM OF YOU AGAIN by HARRY CONNICK JR

I know too late what I have truly lost.


From the book THE HUNDRED SECRET SENSES by AMY TAN

But oh Sarah!
If the dead can come back to this earth and flitter unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you....
In the gladdest of days and in the darkest of nights, always...
Do not mourn me dead: Think I am gone and wait for me, For we shall meet again.



LETTER FROM MAJOR SULLIVAN BALLOW LETTER TO HIS WIFE

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.



MAE WEST

Sweet like candy to my soul,
Sweet you rock and sweet you roll
Lost for you, I'm so lost for you.



From the song CRASH INTO ME by DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

You are more beautiful than music.
Your face is like a poem
And your eyes...heaven.



From the movie PHENOMENON

For it was not into my ear you whispered
But into my heart;
It was not my lips you kissed,
But my soul...



JUDY GARLAND

My friends are my estate.


EMILY DICKINSON




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