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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Seeing that deep color in her eye, that is love. Breaking up is sticking a hot pin in that eye.


From the book THE DEATH OF ARTEMIO CRUZ by CARLOS FUENTES

A woman of 35 thinks of having children.
A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.



MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX

I count myself in nothing else so happy
As in a soul remembering my good friends.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

My knees start to shake,
When you're in sight.
My mind is filled with wonder,
My heart with fright.
When will this feeling stop?
When did it start?
How can I listen to my mind,
Without breaking my heart?
I'm so confused.
What should I do?
I can't think of anything,
Except you.
Should I ignore you,
Or just give it time?
I can't think straight,
My heart controls my mind.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

L is for the way you look at me.
O is for the only one I see.
V is very very extraordinary.
E is even more than anyone that you adore.
And love, is all that I can give to you.
Love, is more than just a game for two.
Two in love can make it, take my heart and please don't break it.
LOVE was made for me and you.



From the song L.O.V.E by NAT KING COLE

Until that day when women,
And only women,
Shall determine which American males must,
By law, have vasectomies,
Then - and only then -
Will you or any man have the right
To determine which American women
Can have abortions!



BETTY BEALE

If you love someone you say it,...
you say it right then, out loud,...
or the moment just...
passes you by



From the movie MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING

The sound of a kiss is not
So loud as a cannon,
But its echo lasts
A great deal longer!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is that kindness,
So rarely kind and never at all proper.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Jack Dawson: Rose, you're the most astounding, wonderful girl/ woman I have ever met. But you are going to die if you don't break free, maybe not right away because you are strong, but sooner or later that fire that I love about you Rose, that fire is going to burn out.


From the movie TITANIC




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