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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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I am a sailor, you're my first mate
We signed on together, we coupled our fate
Hauled up our anchor, determined not to fail
For the heart's treasure, together we set sail
With no maps to guide us, we steered our own course
Rode out the storms when the winds were gale force
Sat out the doldrums in patience and hope
Working together, we learned how to cope.
Life is an ocean and love it a boat
In troubled waters it keeps us afloat
When we started the voyage there was just me and you
Now gathered round us we have our own crew
Together we're in this relationship
We built it with care to last the whole trip
Our true destination's not marked on any chart
We're navigating the shores of the heart



From the song VOYAGE by JOHN MCDERMOTT

He is the smile in my heart
The smile I've waited a lifetime to find.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I lay here this night
and think of our past
the wonderful times we hold
the stones that fate has cast
This romance that we share
Trembles me with fear
That our paths may never cross again
where do we go from here
Wherever chance may take us
remember this true tale
My heart will always beat your name
True love will never fail



From the song TRUE LOVE WILL NEVER FAIL by RYAN TRELEVEN

If I had wings...
I would walk with you



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I have 200 sheets of paper in front of me and I still don't have enough room to tell you how much I love you.


DANNY BUSTILLO

You can't judge a book by its cover...
But you can tell
How much it's going to cost.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Sometimes all I need is the air
that I breathe and to love you.



From the song THE AIR THAT I BREATHE by THE HOLLIES

Sometimes loving someone means letting them go.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If you are ever in doubt
As to whether or not
You should kiss a pretty girl,
Always give her the benefit of a doubt.



THOMAS CARLYLE

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle


GLORIA STEINAM




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