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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....



MICHELLE HAMMERSLEY

Passion makes us desperate


V.C. ANDREWS

I dare not kiss so lovely a lady
I only have one heart to lose



From the movie FIRST KNIGHT

Love is a hidden fire,
A pleasant sore,
A delicious poison,
A delectable pain,
An agreeable torment,
A sweet and throbbing wound,
A gentle death.



FERNANDO DE PUJAS

When my day seems dreary, with rain soon to follow.
When the pit of my stomach feels lonely and hollow.
When the plans I have made, seem to turn against me.
Your strong loving arms are a safe place to be.
You let me snuggle, all toasty and warm.
You build me a haven away from life's storm.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love looks not with the eyes,
But with the mind;
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind



From the theatre play A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM

I know it's probably impossible that we will ever be together....But, that doesn't mean we can't have a few laughs together, you know.
I'll take whatever you can give cause I'm just happy to be with you!




From the movie GOOD MORNING VIETNAM

Your voice makes me tremble inside
And your smile is an invitation
For my imagination to go wild



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

When the storm rises up,
When the shadows descend
Every beat of my heart,
Every day without end.
I will stand like a rock,
I will bend till I break
Till there's no more to give,
if that's what it takes
I will risk everything,
I will fight,
I will bleed
I will lay down my life,
If that's what you need.



From the song FALLING INTO YOU by CELINE DION

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance


OSCAR WILDE




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