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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things you lack.
If you do not have it, no matter what else there is, it is not enough.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

O woman! lovely woman! Nature made thee
To temper man: we had been brutes without you.
Angels are painted fair, to look like you:
There 's in you all that we believe of heaven,
Amazing brightness, purity, and truth,
Eternal joy, and everlasting love.



THOMAS OTWAY

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend,
but it requires a very fine nature
to sympathise with a friend success.



OSCAR WILDE

You think I give myself to you?
Not so my friend you do not see My single purpose and intent- To make you give myself to me



NORA CUNNINGHAM

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist,
Nor can it be hidden where it truly does



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

LOVE is the child of FREEDOM,
Never that of DOMINATION...



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Willie: Do you want to go home with me?
Andera: No.
Willie: I had to ask, because to be honest with you, I don't find you the least bit attractive. Now do you want to go home with me?
Andera: No.



From the movie BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

There are only four questions of value in life:
What is sacred?
Of what is the spirit made?
What is worth living for?
What is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same - only love



From the movie DON JUAN DEMARCO

Speaking in silence is the most intimate communication two beings can achieve.


KAREN PANKAEW

When you realize
You want to spend
The rest of your life with somebody,
You want the rest of your life
To start as soon as possible.



From the movie WHEN HARRY MET SALLY




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