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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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Love is like playing the piano.
First you learn to play by the rules,
Then you must forget the rules and play from the heart.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

She wishes upon stars
and hopes within dreams
that she'll never wake up;
she's not what she seems.

Judgements passed upon her,
she doesn't even care
and she's still hoping to fall in love
with what's not even there.
She is a synonym for broken
and within her darkened soul,
the tears flow unrestricted
but she'll never let you know.
So she stares up at the night sky,
and drifts within the moonbeam's glow
God tells me she's an angel,
but I already know.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

It takes a woman twenty years
To make a man of her son,
And another woman twenty minutes
To make a fool of him



HELEN ROWLAND

If I go away
What would still remain of me?
The ghost within your eyes?
The whisper in your sighs?
You see...Believe
And I'm always there



JON OLIVA

My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married
And I didn't want him to.



RITA RUDNER

To love and win
Is the best thing,
To love and lose
Is the next best thing



WILLIAM M. THACKERAY

There were even times I thought I would forget her. But forgetting is not something you do, it happens to you. Only it didn't happen to me.


JOHN FOWLS

Who do you run to
When the only person in the world
Who can make you stop crying,
Is exactly the one who is making you cry?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



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