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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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The overwhelming frustration
Of not being able to express
My love in words,
But the satisfaction that you know.



DANIEL COMERFORD

The Rose speaks silently,
in a language
known only to the heart



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not as we expect it to be but as it is--is to see that unless we live for each other and in and through each other, we do not really live very satisfactorily; that there can really be life only where there really is, in just this sense, love.


FREDERICK BUECHNER

All's fair in love and war.


FRANCIS EDWARD SMEDLEY

Everyone has experienced that love,
Like a running brook
Has been disregarded and taken for granted,
But when that brook freezes over,
People begin to remember
How it was when it ran
And they want it to run again



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Ah, yes, 'divorce'.
From the Latin for
'Having your genitals torn off
...Through your wallet'!



ROBIN WILLIAMS

'Well, then, you just say it. If you love me, you tell me right here and now. And if you want me to marry you, you ask me, and then maybe I will and maybe I won't.'
Mike came over to me and crouched down by my chair so he could see my face. He spoke low so my uncle couldn't hear. 'I love you Kathy. I always have, and I think you've always known it.'
I couldn't stand the look in his eyes, the earnest almost pleading look. I turned away from it. I, a sixteen-year-old, had demanded that this sergeant of the Northwest Mounted humble himself, and he had.
'I'll make you happy, girl. I'll give my life to it. I want you for my wife.' He didn't touch me. Didn't even take my hand. But I felt and knew only Mike.
'I'm going to marry you. I'm going to marry him,' I said to my uncle. But my uncle was no longer there.
Mike stood up, drawing me with him. We held to each other, and I had never had him so close.



From the book MRS. MIKE by BENEDICT FREDDMAN AND NANCY FREEDMAN

Delores: Is that a rabbit in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?



From the movie WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT

I never knew dawn could break
with peace so deep and hope so wide,
'till that first morning when I awoke,
and you lay sleeping by my side.



ROBERT SEXTON

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive?

Love is everything it's cracked up to be.
That's why people are so cynical about it.
It really is worth fighting for,
Being brave for,
Risking everything for.

And the trouble is,
If you don't risk anything,
You risk even more.



ERICA JONG




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