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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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When a man's wife learns to understand him,
She usually stops listening to him.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

In the starlight, in the starlight
At the daylights dewy close
When the nightingale is singing
His last love song to the rose;
In the calm clear night of summer
When the breezes softly play,
From the glitter of our dwelling
We will softly steal away.
Where the silvery waters murmur
By the margin of the sea,
In the starlight, in the starlight,
We will wander gay and free.



LAURA INGALLS WILDER

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip


JONATHAN CARROLL

True Love is like ghosts,
Everyone talks about
But very few have seen.



LA ROCHEFOUCAULD

Love dictates but a kiss writes the secret to the heart.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Dill concluded by saying that he would love me forever and not to worry, he would come get me as soon as he got enough money,...
The fact that I had a permanent fiancÚ was little compensation for his absence: I had never thought about it, but summer was Dill by the fishpool smoking string,... Summer was the swiftness with which Dill would reach up and kiss me when Jim was not looking, the longings we sometimes made each other feel.
With him, life was routine; without him, life was unbearable.



From the book TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD by HARPER LEE

Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind


WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

'I did not know you were traveling too.
Why?' she said, letting fall the hand with which she was about to take hold of the handrail. And her face shown with irrepressible joy and animation.'Why?' he repeated, looking straight into her eyes. 'You know I am going in order to be where you are' he said. 'I can't help it.'



From the book ANNA KARENINA by LEO TOLSTOY

Angel
I now know that God exists. I know this because God sent me an Angel that graces me everyday by simply just being present. An Angel, that the simplest gestures are more filling than a life full of love. An Angel, that even on the darkest days, seems to be my light. An Angel, that possesses beauty in its pure form. An Angel, so wonderful, words could never describe. An Angel, A sweet Angel, that could only be you...



JOHN THOMAS

Love is an endless act of forgiveness,
a tender look which becomes a habit.



PETER USTINOV




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