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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Alas, how easily things go wrong!
A sigh too much, or a kiss too long,
And there follows a mist and a weeping rain,
And life is never the same again.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is the affirmation of energy that keeps it flowing through us.


PAUL WILLIAMS DAS ENERGI

As for me, I looked at him and felt nothing else. His every movement, his manners, the sound of his voice made me tremble. When a passion like this gets hold of you, it never lets you go, never till your last breath. It burns all in you, and still flames, when there is nothing more to burn...But then, how happy, oh! How happy I was!


From the book THE HUSBAND I BOUGHT by AYN RAND

Things in the past
Create a mask
Of sorrow and fear
When one should hear
The joy of now
Nor question how or why
But sigh with relief
And the belief
That we can weather
Anything
Together



VIRGINIA CARVER

It's a small apartment,
I've barely enough room
To lay my hat
And a few friends!



DOROTHY PARKER

When it's cold & dark at night,
And we're alone together,
I long to take you in my arms,
And cuddle you forever...



PURPLE RONNIE

Love; A woman's greatest victory,
A man's biggest defeat...



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Hope you sleep well and forever dream sweet,For I'll protect thee from thy reaper
And death will never meet, Remember I love you and always like two doves,



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I like not only to be loved,
But to be told I am loved



T.S. ELIOT

Johnny: I've never known anybody like you, Baby. You look at the world and you think you can make it better. If somebody's lost, you find them. If somebody's bleedin'...

Baby: Yeah, I go get my Daddy. That's really brave, like you said.

Johnny: That took a lotta guts to go to him. You are not scared of anything.

Baby: Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am. And most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you.



From the movie DIRTY DANCING




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