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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion-
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that
I could die for you.



JOHN KEATS

If there ever comes a day
When we can't be together
keep me in your heart,
I'll stay there forever.



From the movie WINNIE THE POOH

Love is not love which alters when alteration finds,
Nor bends with the remover to remove,
No it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Love is a wonderful thing.
You never have to take it away
From one person to give it to another.
There's always more than enough to go around.



PAMELA DE ROY

Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.


JACQUES DELILLE

If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

When you were young and fell in love
Your love was evermore
Your tender heart had yet to prove
What true love had in store
As time went by,
so did the charm
along with hopes and dreams
and as for being in his arms
it was not like it seemed

For as the years showed bitter truth
and you were yet to see
the harshness of a dying love
Love called



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

You can give without loving,
But you cannot love without giving



AMY CARMICHAEL

Is it possible to be just friends with someone I have these sort of non-moderate feelings for, or am I doomed forever to just be in love and ultimately significantly hurt?


From the TV show FELICITY

Though lovers be lost, love shall not,
And death shall have no dominion.



DYLAN THOMAS




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