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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Advice is like snow; the softer it falls,
the longer it dwells upon,
and the deeper it sinks into the mind.



SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE

You love simply because you cannot help it


KIM ANDERSON

Eric: Okay, Coreena, I don't know how to say this, so I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can.
Coreena: What?
Eric: I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy, and perky all the time. Maybe a guy who's had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together.



From the TV show BOY MEETS WORLD

Love, I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are



From the song IN YOUR EYES by PETER GABRIEL

The problem with being passionately in love is that it deprives you of too much sleep


From the book RISE OF ENDYMION by DAN SIMMONS

Love gives itself; it is not bought.


HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

You were born together,
And together you shall be forever more.
You shall be together
When the white wings of death scatter your days.

Ay, you shall be together
Even in the silent memory of God.
But let there be spaces in your togetherness,
And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.

Love one another,
But make no bond of love:
Let it rather be a moving sea
Between the shores of your souls.

Fill each other's cup,
But drink not from one cup.
Give one another of your bread,
But eat not from the same loaf.

Sing and dance together and be joyous,
But let each one of you be alone,
Even as the strings of a lute are alone
Though they quiver with the same music.

Give your hearts,
but not into each other's keeping.
For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.

And stand together yet not too near together:
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress grow
Not in each other's shadow



KAHLIL GIBRAN in book THE PROPHET

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.


From the book PEANUTS by CHARLES SCHULZ

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true

...In this life I was loved by you.



From the song IN THIS LIFE by BETTE MIDLER

My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears,
And true plain hearts do in the faces rest;
Where can we find two better hemispheres,
Without sharp north, without declining west?
Whatever dies, was not mix'd equally;
If our two loves be one, or, thou and I
Love so alike, that none do slacken, none can die.



JOHN DONNE




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