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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Woman wants monogamy;
Man delights in novelty.
Love is woman's moon and sun;
Man has other forms of fun.
Woman lives but in her lord;
Count to ten, and man is bored.
With this the gist and sum of it;
What earthy good can come of it?



DOROTHY PARKER

People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else


MURPHY'S LAWS OF SEX

I saw this girl, she looks so sweet,
I wonder why, I'm so scared to meet.
I think about her everyday, I wake,
I sleep and hope and pray,
For that one day
She will come to me
And I will say,
You are the one I wish to stay



RYAN RUSSELL

The course of true love never did run smooth


From the book A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Who do you run to
When the only person in the world
Who can make you stop crying,
Is exactly the one who is making you cry?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The man who said 'A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush' has been putting his bird in the wrong bushes



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Is it true the ribs can tell the kick of a beast from a Lover's fist?
The bruised Bones recorded well the sudden shock, the hard impact.
Then swollen lids, sorry eyes,
spoke not of lost romance but of hurt.



MAYA ANGELOU

If all of the strength
And all of the courage
Come and lift me from this place,
I know I can love you much better than this...



From the song FULL OF GRACE by SARAH MACLACHLAN

Sometimes I hold you,
Too caught up in me to see,
I'm holding a fortune
That heaven has given to me.



From the song NOW AND FOREVER by RICHARD MARX

Give me a kiss,
Add to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty,
Add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred:
So kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Triple that million,
And when that is done,
Let's kiss afresh,
As when we first begun.



ROBERT HERRICK




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