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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Sometimes I hold you,
Too caught up in me to see,
I'm holding a fortune
That heaven has given to me.



From the song NOW AND FOREVER by RICHARD MARX

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
And his second wife to his success



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

To live is like to love
All reason is against it,
And all healthy instinct for it



From the book LIFE AND LOVE by SAMUEL BUTLER

There are muddled kisses and clever kisses,
The muddled ones are usually
The ones you remember forever!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

To love somebody
who doesn't love you,
Is like going to a temple
And worshipping the behind
Of a wooden statue ...
Of a hungry devil.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is a many splendored thing
It's the April rose,
That only grows
In the early spring
Love is nature's way of giving,
A reason to be living,
The golden crown
That makes a man a king...,



From the song LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING by FRANK SINATRA featured in the movie LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING

Out of a world of laughter
Suddenly I am sad. . .
Day and night it haunts me
The kiss I never had.



SYDNEY KING RUSSELL

Wherever love is, I want to be.
I will follow it as surely as
The land-locked salmon finds the sea.



From the book THE PASSION by JEANNETTE WINTERSON

If all else perished, and he remained,
I would still continue to be;
And, if all else remained and he were annihilated,
The universe would turn to a mighty stranger



From the book WITHERING HEIGHTS by




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