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FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

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EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.

Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.



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EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the
morals of a man.



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Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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Alejandro: Do you surrender?
Elena Montero: No, but I may scream.
Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

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To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess



H.L. MENCKEN






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Men are like fire
You ignite them
Get burned and
Have scars last last you a lifetime



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is to linger...
Not to dance in the shadows
Of the brokenhearted



ALISA PRICE

The sun in your Eyes
Made some of the lies worth believing



From the song EYE IN THE SKY by ALAN PARSON'S PROJECT

We are each of us angels with only one wing.
And we can only fly embracing each other



LUCIANO DE CRESCENZO

The sound of a kiss is not
So loud as a cannon,
But its echo lasts
A great deal longer!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

When you love you should not say,
God is in my heart,
But rather,
I am in the heart of God.



From the book THE PROPHET by KAHLIL GIBRAN

Love is a haunting melody
That I have never mastered
And I fear I never will



WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS

Your task is not to seek for love,
But merely to seek and find
All the barriers within yourself
That you have built against it.



JALAL UD-DIN RUMI

I could never explain why I love anybody, or anything.


WALT WHITMAN

Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart.
Cling to them as you would for your life,
For without them, life is meaningless.
Don't shut love out of your life
By saying it is impossible to find.
The quickest way to receive love is to give;
The fastest way to lose it,
Is to hold too tightly;
And the best way to keep it
Is to give it wings



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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