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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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Whatever is done from love always occurs beyond good and evil


FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

And you know our love has been
Through rougher weather,
But our passion's like a rose
The seasons tell it how it grows
And not much compares
To the times we've shared together.



SHAWN MULLINS

For thy sweet love rememb'red such wealth brings,
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE in book THE SONNETS: POEMS OF LOVE

Be a God and hold me with a charm!
Be a man and fold me with thine arm



ROBERT BROWNING

Love should not easily be forgotten or left



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.


BERTRAND RUSSELL

I need love.
I need the thing that happens
When your brain shuts off
And your heart turns on.



ELIZABETH WURTZEL PROZAC NATION

Never close your lips to those
Whom you have opened your heart.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

For it was not into my ear you whispered
But into my heart;
It was not my lips you kissed,
But my soul...



JUDY GARLAND

Lay your troubles on my shoulder,
put your worries in my pocket.
Rest your love on me a while.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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