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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

It is folly to pretend that one ever wholly recovers from a disappointed passion. Such wounds always leave a scar. There are faces I can never look upon without emotion; there are names I can never hear spoken without almost starting._


LONGFELLOW

Love, I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are



From the song IN YOUR EYES by PETER GABRIEL

Too much of a good thing is wonderful


MAE WEST

A bell is no bell til you ring it.
A song is no song til you sing it.
And love in your heart
Wasn't put there to stay,
Love isn't love til you give it away



OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN

Someday, when I'm awfully low,
and the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you,
and the way you look tonight...



From the song THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT by TONY BENNETT

We outgrow love like other things And put it in the drawer,Till an antique fashion shows Like costumes grandsires wore.


EMILY DICKINSON

Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before,
I know I'll often stop and think about them;
In my life I love you more.



From the song IN MY LIFE by THE BEATLES

Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance.
Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding.



From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO

Kisses are better fate than wisdom


E.E. CUMMINGS




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