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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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A life without love
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From the movie EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY

Love is just an excuse to abuse someone...


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I see your face in every flower,
Your eyes in stars above.
It's just the thought of you,
The very thought of you...My love.



From the song THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU by NAT KING COLE

They say that a man is not a real one until he hears his name from the lips of a woman... It could be.


ANTONIO MACHADO

When you love you should not say,
God is in my heart,
But rather,
I am in the heart of God.



From the book THE PROPHET by KAHLIL GIBRAN

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage


KARL BOWMAN

My love in her attire doth show her wit,
It doth so well become her:
For every season she hath dressings fit,
For winter, spring, and summer.
No beauty she doth miss,
When all her robes are on:
But Beauty's self she is,
When all her robes are gone.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

Who needs a husband ?
My dog growls at me every morning,
My parrot swears all afternoon,
My fireplace smokes a lot,
My cat slinks home in the early morning hours,
And I have a physician who looks me over regularly.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

If you risk nothing,
Then you risk everything.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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