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funny love poem #1
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.


WOODY ALLEN

funny love poem #2
If it weren't for women,
Men would still be
Wearing last week's socks



CYNTHINA NELMS

funny love poem #3
Just because I have rice on my clothes
Doesn't mean I've been to a wedding.
A Chinese man threw up on me.



PHYLLIS DILLER

funny love poem #4
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poem #5
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

funny love poem #6
Virginity can be cured.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX






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Where is fancy bred?
In the heart or in the head?



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

All that I am is all I can give,
but with or without you, a life I must live!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

When true friends meet in adverse hour
Tis like a sunbeam through a shower.
A watery way an instant seen,
The darkly closing clouds between



SIR WALTER SCOTT

A love that is forbidden can not be destroyed.


AMANDA JENSON

I am not afraid of tomorrow,
For I have seen yesterday
And I love today



WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE

There's a warmth in my heart
It haunts me when you're gone
Mend me to your side and never let go
Say Time knows nothing, we'll never grow cold
The more I live
The more I know
What's simple is true
I love you



From the song WHAT'S SIMPLE IS TRUE by JEWEL

John: 'I don't believe in love.' Chris: 'So what are you looking for?' John: 'Love.' Chris: 'You just said you didn't believe in love.' John: 'Well I don't believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one...'


JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed.

Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.

What am I, a microwave?!



BEVERLY MICKENS

Passion makes us desperate


V.C. ANDREWS

He sends chills up and down,
up and down my spine
He does it to me every time
It's just a case of heart over mind
But still somehow he gets to me
And I ain't deaf and I ain't dumb or blind
It's just an elementary simple case
of heart over mind



LORRIE MORGAN




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