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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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To love a person is to learn the song
That is in their heart,
And to sing it to them
When they have forgotten.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

You'll always know when the right person walks into your life.


From the movie THE BUTCHER'S WIFE

If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace, but we would be hollow;
Empty rooms, shuttered and dark,...
Without passion, we'd be truly dead.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Life without love is like a tree
Without blossom and fruit



KAHLIL GIBRAN

Friendship that flows from the heart cannot be frozen by adversity, as the water that flows from the spring cannogt congeal in winter


JAMES FENIMORE COOPER

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.


JEAN KERR

Where there is great love,
There are always miracles.



WILLA CATHER

It is the heart and not the brain
That to the highest doth attain,
And he who followeth Love's behest
Far excelleth all the rest.



HENRY W. LONGFELLOW

Tell that someone that you love
Just what you're thinking of
If tomorrow never comes



From the song IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES by GARTH BROOKS




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