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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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O never give all the heart outright,
For they, for all smooth lips can say,
Have given their hearts up to the play
And who could play it well enough
If deaf and dumb and blind with love?
He that made this knows all the cost,
For he gave all his heart and lost



W.B.YEATS

Have you ever dreamed of holding the one you love in your arms with all the passion bestowed upon you - as your bodies unite to form one?
Have you ever kissed a passionate kiss that lifted your soul into the heavenly sky?
Have you ever tasted the sweet nectar of love and found its effects to be the greatest high?
Have you ever been tantalized by the soft caressing of my fingertips all over your sweet being as we rode the cloud of ecstasy?



IRIS ABREU

You say it best when you say nothing at all


KEITH WHITLEY

A day is not wasted
If a memory is made



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other



JANE AUSTEN

Too much of a good thing is wonderful


MAE WEST

Why do the kisses of the one you love
Linger in your heart like summer days?

Why does his touch send shivers down your spine
Each time you think of it?

Why does he make me want and want and want?
Why do I keep finding myself looking back
On our one and only memorable moment together?

It all adds up to being in love
And you will find that it just does not pay.

If he wants to know how great my love is,
I would tell him to count the waves.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Can the ocean keep from rushing to the shore?
It's just impossible.
If I had you could I ever ask for more?
It's just impossible.
And tomorrow, should you ask me for the world
Somehow I'd get it,
I would sell my very soul And not regret it
For to live without your love
Is just impossible



From the song IT'S IMPOSSIBLE by PERRY CUOMO

I'd do Anything for you
I'd change the world
And give it back to you
And everything I've got
I'll give it all to you
I'd do anything for you.



JAMIE WALTERS

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.


JEAN KERR




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