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funny love poems #1
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears,
And true plain hearts do in the faces rest;
Where can we find two better hemispheres,
Without sharp north, without declining west?
Whatever dies, was not mix'd equally;
If our two loves be one, or, thou and I
Love so alike, that none do slacken, none can die.



JOHN DONNE

There'll be none of beauties
With a magic like thee
And like music in the water
Is thy sweet voice to me.



BYRON

Give me a kiss to build a dream on
And my imagination will thrive upon that kiss.



LOUIS ARMSTRONG

To all virgins....
Thanks for nothin'!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The heart's affections are divided
Like the branches of the cedar tree;
If the tree loses one strong branch;
It will suffer but it does not die;
It will pour all its vitality
Into the next branch
So that it will grow
And fill the empty place.



KAHLIL GIBRAN

Life's a bitch; now so am I


From the movie BATMAN RETURNS

I'd rather have a moment of wonderful
Than a lifetime of nothing special.



From the movie STEEL MAGNOLIAS

You will only find one true love in your life
And if you're lucky
You'll get to spend
The rest of your life with her



DONNA EILEEN

Soft rain falls gently on my weary eyes,
As if to hide a single tear,
My life will be forever autumn,
Because you're not here



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks;
A woman loses hers after four kisses



H.L. MENCKEN




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