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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy


BOB HOPE

funny love poems #2
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell


JOAN CRAWFORD

funny love poems #3
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

funny love poems #4
Judy: Let me tell you something, kid.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.



From the movie WHAT'S UP DOC?

funny love poems #5
If you want him to fall head over heels,
Give him something to trip over!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny love poems #6
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt.
Do not have sex with the authorities!



From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY'S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING






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Kissing power is stronger than will power...


ABIGAIL VAN BUREN

I will recognize her amongst many.
She tilted her head a particular way.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The heart wants what it wants....
There's no logic to those things



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A kiss may not be the truth,
But it is what we wish were true



STEVE MARTIN

If love is the answer,
Could you rephrase the question?



LILY TOMLIN

Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face,
Careering along through the boundaries of space,
The question has frequently come to my mind,
If ever I'll gaze on thy glorious behind!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

A kiss that's never tasted
Is forever and ever wasted.....



From the song FOR ALL WE KNOW by BILLIE HOLIDAY

They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce.
That's not as bad as it sounds,
Considering that the other 50% end in death!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

In this sweet madness,
Oh this glorious sadness
that brings me to my knees



From the song ANGEL by SARAH MCLACHLAN

Dill concluded by saying that he would love me forever and not to worry, he would come get me as soon as he got enough money,...
The fact that I had a permanent fiancÚ was little compensation for his absence: I had never thought about it, but summer was Dill by the fishpool smoking string,... Summer was the swiftness with which Dill would reach up and kiss me when Jim was not looking, the longings we sometimes made each other feel.
With him, life was routine; without him, life was unbearable.



From the book TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD by HARPER LEE




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