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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men,
The other 999 follow women.



GROUCHO MARX

Why don't you just hang on to your joystick.


From the movie LOST IN SPACE

Here's looking at you kid.


From the movie CASABLANCA

If it's wrong to love you then my heart just won't let me be right.


From the song MY ALL by MARIAH CAREY

Kisses are better fate than wisdom


E.E. CUMMINGS

I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us -- don't tell!
they'll banish us -- you know!
How dreary to be somebody!
How public like a frog
To tell one's name the live long day
To an admiring bog!



EMILY DICKINSON

Be a God and hold me with a charm!
Be a man and fold me with thine arm



ROBERT BROWNING

When the rain is blowing in your face
and the whole world is on your case
I would offer you a warm embrace
To make you feel my love
When the evening shadows and the stars appear
and there is no one to dry your tears
I could hold you for a million years
To make you feel my love



From the song TO MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE by GARTH BROOKS

True is the word of your eyes
Beauty is the beating of your heart
Love is the smile on your face
Desire is the touch of your hand
To wish is to wish for you
To sleep is to dream of you
To live is to wait for you
To smile is to think of you



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Until I truly loved, I was alone.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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