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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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In this sweet madness,
Oh this glorious sadness
that brings me to my knees



From the song ANGEL by SARAH MCLACHLAN

You wouldn't know that I was there
Cause I have been there all the time,
And if I had my way I'd hold you in my arms
And leave this madness all behind



From the song WANNA BE THERE by BLESSED UNION OF SOULS

Love is a mutual understanding between two people to manipulate each other.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart


JOSIAH G. HOLLAND

Love doesn't sit there like a stone.
It has to be made like bread;
Remade all the time,
...Made new.



URSULA K LEGUIN

They sat idly and silently
gazing with eyes that dreamed
...and did not see.



JACK LONDON

I never knew dawn could break
with peace so deep and hope so wide,
'till that first morning when I awoke,
and you lay sleeping by my side.



ROBERT SEXTON

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

The sound of a kiss is not
So loud as a cannon,
But its echo lasts
A great deal longer!



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I will live in thy heart,
Die in thy lap,
And be buried in thy eyes



WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE




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