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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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The sun lights up a drop of dew
The drop of dew soon dries
You are the light of my eyes, my eyes
I am brought to life by you...



From the movie LIKE WATER FOR CHOCOLATE

Love is the last great mystery of life


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not as we expect it to be but as it is--is to see that unless we live for each other and in and through each other, we do not really live very satisfactorily; that there can really be life only where there really is, in just this sense, love.


FREDERICK BUECHNER

Before you find your handsome prince,
You've got to kiss a lot of frogs.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

In their first passion
Women love their lovers,
In all others they love love.



LA ROCHEFOUCAULD

Love is like quicksilver in the hand.
Leave the fingers open and it stays.
Clutch it, and it darts away



DOROTHY PARKER

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
But beautiful women don't need to know about men.
It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.



KATHARINE HEPBURN

we heat up because of the fire,
but we burn because of our DESIRE..



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Woman wants monogamy;
Man delights in novelty.
Love is woman's moon and sun;
Man has other forms of fun.
Woman lives but in her lord;
Count to ten, and man is bored.
With this the gist and sum of it;
What earthy good can come of it?



DOROTHY PARKER

It was a woman who drove me to drink,
And I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.



W. C. FIELDS




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