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When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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I never knew dawn could break
with peace so deep and hope so wide,
'till that first morning when I awoke,
and you lay sleeping by my side.



ROBERT SEXTON

If music be the food of love, play on


From the book THE TWELFTH NIGHT by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

No matter where you go,
However far away,
A part of me will be with you
And a part of you, with me, will stay



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Things in the past
Create a mask
Of sorrow and fear
When one should hear
The joy of now
Nor question how or why
But sigh with relief
And the belief
That we can weather
Anything
Together



VIRGINIA CARVER

The story of love is not important. What is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.


HELEN HAYES

Come let us take our fill of love until the morning:
Let us solace ourselves with loves



From the book KING JAMES BIBLE by

To get the full value of joy
You must have someone to divide it with.



MARK TWAIN

Everyone should carefully observe
Which way his heart draws him
And then choose that way with all his strength



HASIDIC SAYING

They didn't set the boundaries,
They didn't draw that line,
They only know how they feel inside.
Maybe they're young and learnin'
Oh but they're no fools.
Here in their little world,
Love Rules



From the song LOVE RULES by THE KINLEYS

Love is like playing the piano.
First you learn to play by the rules,
Then you must forget the rules and play from the heart.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR




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