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funny love sayings #1
When the lights are out,
All women are beautiful.



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #2
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #3
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #4
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.


MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #5
A man can be happy with any woman
As long as he doesn't love her



MURPHY'S LAWS FOR SEX

funny love sayings #6
[Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene.]
Sam: What is Tiramisu?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!



From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE






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I'll see you in my dreams.
Hold you in my dreams.
Someone took you out of my arms,
Still I feel the thrill of your charms.
Lips that once were mine.
Tender eyes that shine.
They will light my way tonight,
I'll see you in my dreams.



JIMMY DURANTE

With the most infinite tenderness
I have ever known in my life,
He put his arms around me,
Gently, gently,
And I embraced him around the neck
And we touched...



KATHERINE ANNE PORTER

Missing you is the definition of hope.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Give love like your pet does.
Unconditionally and without questions



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

What value has compassion
That does not take its object in its arms?



ANTOINE DE SAINT EXUPERY

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.


H.L. MENCKEN

The most I can do for my friend
is simply to be his friend.
I have no wealth to bestow on him.
If he knows that I am happy in loving him,
he will want no other reward.
Is not friendship divine in this?



HENRY DAVID THOREAU

For our love to see the light of day,
you and I must suffer,
endure days and nights without each other.
How are you coping my Dear?
When will we meet again?
When will my heart skip a beat?
When will that kiss happen again?
When?



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

What you want might make you cry
And what you need might pass you by
If you don't catch it
And what you need ironically might
Turn what you want it to be
If you just let it.



From the song WHEN IT HURTS SO BAD by LAURYN HILL

Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.


From the movie THAT THING YOU DO




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