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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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Marriage is really tough
Because you have to deal with
Feelings and lawyers!



RICHARD PRYOR

When women go wrong,
Men go right after them!



MAE WEST

I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy!
We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!



From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS

I am a sailor, you're my first mate
We signed on together, we coupled our fate
Hauled up our anchor, determined not to fail
For the heart's treasure, together we set sail
With no maps to guide us, we steered our own course
Rode out the storms when the winds were gale force
Sat out the doldrums in patience and hope
Working together, we learned how to cope.
Life is an ocean and love it a boat
In troubled waters it keeps us afloat
When we started the voyage there was just me and you
Now gathered round us we have our own crew
Together we're in this relationship
We built it with care to last the whole trip
Our true destination's not marked on any chart
We're navigating the shores of the heart



From the song VOYAGE by JOHN MCDERMOTT

And in the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make.



From the song IN THE END by THE BEATLES

And no. I must not go on thinking. For the pain will never go away. You just go on and live. In the dust of desertion. Still falling where last I loved.


J.P. DONLEAVY

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage


KARL BOWMAN

Love is sweet misery.


From the song CRYIN' by AEROSMITH

He stared coldly into the eyes of the uneasy adolescent here to pick up his daughter. She scuffled away up the stairs to get a sweater with a girlish giggle acknowledging her anxiety about tonight.
Now alone, he looked the boy up and down and said under his breath, 'Little boys, ha, only after one thing.' The boy kept is gaze straight ahead and replied, 'Yes sir, I am.'

The man, nearly knocked off his feet and as angry as hell, took the boy by the shoulder and spun him around so they were face to face. Almost snarling, he tightened the grip on his shoulder.
The boy looked calmly into his furious eyes and continued, 'Her heart.'



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I'm sorry I can't go any further with you
And tonight may be a night I'll regret.
But I'm already somebody's lover,
He just hasn't found me yet.



From the song ALREADY SOMEBODY'S LOVER by LILA MCCANN




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