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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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Love is a mutual understanding between two people to manipulate each other.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who play hopscotch and sing in the shower and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

love thy neighbor but don't get caught


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love, I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are



From the song IN YOUR EYES by PETER GABRIEL

There is music in the beauty,
and the silent note which Cupid strikes,
far sweeter than the sound of an instrument;
for there is music wherever there is harmony, order, or proportion; a
nd thus far we may maintain the music of the spheres



From the book RELIGIO MEDICI by SIR THOMAS BROWNE

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that!


CLARENCE DARROW

What value has compassion that does not take its object in its arms?


ANTOINE DE SAINT EXUPERY

I wish I were
not sensual....
I wish I had not got from my mother,
Or my father was it,
This need to grasp and be grasped,
Because it drives me into the arms of idiots
Who want to crush me.
Wonderful, idiotic crushing in the night.
Can't you just
crush me in the night?



HOWARD BARKER

What value has compassion
That does not take its object in its arms?



ANTOINE DE SAINT EXUPERY

I want to live bravely,
and love without fear.



From the song INNOCENCE MAINTAINED by JEWEL




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