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Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.

From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other

From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more

From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.


funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'


funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


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Love gives itself; it is not bought.


There's a light in my eyes,
But it's too bright to see,
And a pain in my heart
Where you used to be.
I guess I was wrong to believe
You were waiting here for me.
There's a light in your eyes,
But it's not burning for me?


Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there's plenty of room at both ends.


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!


I'd do Anything for you
I'd change the world
And give it back to you
And everything I've got
I'll give it all to you
I'd do anything for you.


Falling in love is awfully simple,
Falling out of love is simply awful!


You quiet my mind tickle my dreams, and show me what love is all about.


What I can give you now
is nothing you can touch with your hands.
I give you my love.
Never forget that.
My love always.


Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
But beautiful women don't need to know about men.
It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.


That's how men are!
Ungrateful and never satisfied.
When you don't have them,
They hate you because you won't.
And when you do have them,
They hate you again, for some reason.
Or for no reason at all,
Except that they are discontented children,
And can't be satisfied whatever they get,
Let a woman do what she may.


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