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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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The more you love, the more you can love---
And the more intensely you love.
Nor is there any limit on how many you can love



ROBERT HEINLEIN

There's only us
There's only this
Forget Regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road
No other way
No day but today



From the musical RENT

It ain't love that hurts,
It is the absence of it that does.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Violent delights have violent ends, and in their triumph die like fire and powder, which as they kiss consume.
The sweetest honey is loathsome in its own deliciousness, and in its taste confounds the appetite.
Therefore love moderately.
Too swift arrives those who tardy as too slow.




From the book ROMEO AND JULIET by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

A bell isn't a bell until you ring it . . .
Love isn't love until you give it away.



ENGRAVED ON A BELL A GRANDMOTHER OWNED

Thus nature has no love for solitude,
and always leans,
as it were,
on some support;
and the sweetest support is found
in the most intimate friendship.



CICERO

Faults are thick when love is thin.


JO PETTY

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive?

Love is everything it's cracked up to be.
That's why people are so cynical about it.
It really is worth fighting for,
Being brave for,
Risking everything for.

And the trouble is,
If you don't risk anything,
You risk even more.



ERICA JONG

Why is it when a relationship doesn't work,
We say it's because he can't commit?
Don't I bear some of the blame here?



From the movie BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

Love is like quicksilver in the hand.
Leave the fingers open and it stays.
Clutch it, and it darts away



DOROTHY PARKER




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