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funny quotes about love #1
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine!
Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet.



From the movie FIRED UP

funny quotes about love #2
I know happy couples...
But I think they lie to each other



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #3
You know, I have this awful paranoid thought
That feminism was mostly invented by men
So that they could like,
Fool around a little more



From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE

funny quotes about love #4
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying-

Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.



DOROTHY PARKER

funny quotes about love #5
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts...

'I wanna know your name...'





UNKNOWN AUTHOR

funny quotes about love #6
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR






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He had a word, too. Love, he called it. But I had been used to words for a long time. I knew that that word was like the other: just a shape to fill a lack; that when the right time came, you wouldn't need a word for that anymore than for pride or fear.


WILLIAM FAULKNER

Do you know what it's like to be in love?
Do you hold hands with an angel from high above
who was made just for you?
Well, I do.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.


H.L. MENCKEN

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them!


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do
it more often than he does.
FRIGID: A man's term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does!



THE DICTIONARY OF DATING

If you are ever in doubt
As to whether or not
You should kiss a pretty girl,
Always give her the benefit of a doubt.



THOMAS CARLYLE

Follow your own heart,
Not others.



UNKNOWN AUTHOR

You love simply because you cannot help it


KIM ANDERSON

When I die, I wish to comeback as one of her tears. What man would be so lucky as to have been conceived in her heart, born in her eyes, live on her cheeks, and die at her lips.


UNKNOWN AUTHOR

I see your face in every flower,
Your eyes in stars above.
It's just the thought of you,
The very thought of you...My love.



From the song THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU by NAT KING COLE




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